This is a test …

emergency alert

… of my Emergency Blog Alert System. I haven’t written in so damn long that my social-network-linked new blog alerts may be disconnected. Which means when I actually do write something the 17-and-one-third people who read this thing will never know I have written something.

No great loss for them, I must agree, but if you knew how many articles I’ve published so far to convince that one-third person into following this blog you’d realize he/she (hard to tell) was worth fighting for.

So, if this is an actual emergency and no one has been alerted, you’re not reading this and ergo – doing something productive. If this is an actual publicized blog and you are reading, you’re no doubt thanking your lucky stars that at least you don’t have to pay for this drivel.


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