Only in America …

… We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness … and the inexplicable yet irrefutable freedom to consume 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes …

Joey Chestnut doing the National nasty earlier today.

God bless the red, white and blue. And Nathan’s.


4 thoughts on “Only in America …

    • Oh, so sorry Goddess D! I didn’t notice after I published it that the last part got knocked off. I’ll try to be more careful. Well, better late than never I suppose, here it is:

      The End.

    • Most unappetizing, for sure. The sport of “competitive eating” is beyond retarded. However, if someone handed me a petition to make synchronized eating an Olympic sport, I’d sign it.

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