You know this would have been one helluva good “What I Did on My Summer Vacation” essay if I was going back to third-grade in the fall.
Greetings! Hope all is well with you! Just a quick note to say I’ve been to Hell and presently am on my way back to Earth. Stopped at Mars on the way and can definitively report that author John Gray got it all back-asswards – I saw only women living there. So that’s where they’re from and it’s the men who are from Venus.
Let’s send him a group email, demand a retraction and 100 percent of our psyches back.
Speaking of back, it appears I may be as well. I think I’m going to try this writing thing again later today.
At least, at this point in my recovery, I’m feeling I can use my hands and fingers for something other than to pull my hair out.